There was me thinking that my blog was finally getting me the attention I deserve and then I took a look at my stats.

I have not managed as many hits as last month by a long shot! (sniff!)

Was I not as interesting this month? was I not erudite? OK that is asking too much I guess.

Any way I suspect that most of these hits are a) my brother and b) some sort of government agency scanning for key words just in case I am an international terrorist mad man! In fact I fit none of those profiles.

I think that i am writing this blog in a last desperate attempt to boost my hits before the end of the month. I haven't actually got anything to say tonight. No change there then.

Actually I will have a little whinny. My daughter has had me take her to casualty when she "fractured" her Little finger. Sure it hurt a lot but I have broken fingers and they looked much worse than her finger. But hey ho i got the afternoon off work and we spent 5 hours there before being told it was just bruised.

2 weeks later she wrenched her thumb whilst playing the same game at break time. The school nurse had the temerity to ask whether she had a bone problem. My question would have been "where is the supervision". I was saved from another trip to casualty because my mobile had a flat battery so the school couldn't contact me.

After my last visit I got the distinct feeling that the staff half suspected i had in some way inflicted the pain on my daughter, so i was pleased not have to go again within a fortnight.

What prompted this little aside was that just this very second, as if sensing my disquiet my charming daughter has just attracted my attention to the fact that she can fit the stylus from her Nintendo into her mouth - sideways!

How the flippin'heck would I explain that down at A&E?