All tennis players are blancmange's in disguise.
How do I know this?
Because a documentary I have just watched tells me it is so.
The report claimed a race of alien blancmange's turned everyone in to Scotsmen so that they could win Wimbledon. Scotsmen are, of course, the worlds worst tennis players. Hence the top 3 tennis players (men) are all blancmange's. Andy Murray's departure from the australian open proves my case.



Point proven I think